Chicago Cubs...Why do you keep disappointing me. 3 errors in the last two innings. I think I give up. Below is my personal ad, looking for a new team.
Baseball fan, doesn't mind mild disappointment. Over .500 record preferred. I enjoy lazy Saturday afternoons watching you as you glow in my television. Favorite colors are blue and red, but would be willing to change...for the right team. I've almost given up on baseball, but maybe you can make me a fan again. One can always dream...I guess. Please send current record and list of relievers. Maybe we can meet up at the team shop. Please know, I'm very loyal. Please, don't break my heart again.
